“Its a beautiful tree house Jacques, but are you sure that no one can see us up here?”

“I’m sure Maureen, but whats there to see? Were only kissing and I told you that I understand that you want to wait.”

“I know you can’t be satisfied with just hugging and kissing Jacques.”

“I’m more than satisfied Maureen. Some day when you’re ready we’ll do more. But with you its not just about sex. Just to hold you, to kiss your lips, to hold your hand, I’m amazed by all of that.”

“I have a deep dark secret Jacques. The truth is I’m only attracted to you because your pretty. I know you’re very muscular and masculine. But you’re prettier than most women I know.”

“Thank you Maureen, I think, but I’m just a regular guy.”

“You really don’t know you’re pretty. Come on Jacques, if I spent an hour putting on makeup my face wouldn’t look as perfect as your beautiful face. Aside from your long blonde hair, you have a pefect nose, a perfect mouth, lips, teeth and everything else. Your voice is soft and sexy. Every step you take is graceful. I know that guys are supposed to be handsome, but you’re pretty. Thats the only way you can be described.”

“I know what your secret is Maureen, but I don’t care and we never have to talk about it.”

“How could you know Jacques?”

“I see the way you look at beautiful women. Buts that not unusual or anything to be alarmed about.”

“You don’t understand Jacques. I don’t know if I can ever stop looking. And any way its more than just looking.”

“I know its more Maureen and when someone is as beautiful as you are its not unusual to comparison shop.”

“Well, I’m glad you at least said that Jacques. Because thats why I talked you into taking me up to your tree house and why I asked if anyone could see us. I let everyone think I was a virgin and that I intended to stay a virgin till marriage just to mask my little secret.”

“It worked Maureen. The entire town thinks you’re a virgin and I’m quite sure that I’m the only one that noticed how you look at another beautiful women. So, I guess you didn’t lose it in this town any way.”

“Thats right Jacques, it was on a ski weekend and I never told anyone and it never happened again. But I and Karen have gotten together a few times.”

“Karen the librarian is bi.”

“I don’t know and I didn’t say that, but you seem very certain. You and Karen didn’t, did you Jacques?”

“Yes we did Maureen, but it was before Ellen introduced you to me. But since I’ve been with you there have been no others.”

“Thanks for being honest with me Jacques. I can understand. After all, Karen is a beautiful woman. Now that were both being honest, I guess I should tell you why I asked you to take me up in your tree house. To be blunt Jacques, I want to take you for a test drive.”

“A test drive! What do you mean Maureen? Does unzippering my zipper have something to do with this test drive?”

“You guessed right Jacques. I want to find out if you’re better than Karen.”

“Whait a minute Maureen. Thats not fair. Karens some stiff competition. I was attracted to her myself.”

“Do you want to fuck me Jacques, or do have to get consumer reports to do it?”

“No, I’ll play test crash dummy for you. Umm, nice looking head lights you’ve got there. Let me give them a little tongue twirl before I look under the hood.”

“Nice Jacques. So far you’re ahead of Karen on the tongue flick score.”

“You’re unbuckling my saftey belt so soon Maureen. What ever happened to foreplay?”

“I want to see what your ass looks like without the wrapper.”

“Sure Maureen, whatever floats your boat.”

“Its a beauty Jacques. You have the most perfect ass I’ve ever seen.”

“I bet you say that to all the guys Maureen.”

“Youre a real comedian Jacques. But no more jokes. I’m sliding my panties off and I hope you’re ready.”

“Ready for what Maureen?”

Ready for crazy love Jacques.

“Youre test crash dummy is ready Maureen. But be gentle.”

“Gentle hell Jacques, I want full thrust or I’m going back to Karen.”

“Oh, I love it when you talk dirty Maureen, tell me more, tell me more.”

“That feels good Jacques, really good. Are all French men this proficent in love making.”

“I really wouldn’t know Maureen, I only swing one way.”

“Very funny Jacques. Now stop cracking jokes and keep flicking me with that hot tongue of yours. Yeah, thats it, oh yeah, my motor is now on vroom.”

“Would it help Maureen if I put on an auto mechanic outfit and gave you a good lube job.”

“Now you’re talking dirty Jacques. Keep flicking, I’m cumming like crazy now.”

“Wow, you’re a pool of saturation. Okay no more jokes. You are ready my love.”

“Okay, I am ready Jaques, but after you’re done I want you to be honest and tell me if I was better than Karen.”

“All right babe, get ready to burn some rubber.”

“Oh Jacques, you feel fantastic, oh I wish this could last all day.”

“I do to babe, but I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is you’re much, much better than Karen, but the bad news is I’m about to go full throttle.”

“Can’t you hang on just a little bit longer Jacques.”

“I just don’t know, but I’ll try babe.”

“I’m coming again Jacques, let it rip.”

“You don’t have to ask me twice babe.”

“I love you Jacques.”

“Ditto Maureen.”

“Just hold me Jacques and be next to me.

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The amount of money bet during a specific period of time.

Bankroll:
The amount of money available which a player plans on betting during a given session.

Black Chip:
A $100 chip.

Blackjack:
When the 1st two cards dealt are an Ace and either a 10, Jack, Queen or King card.

Break:
To go over 21 and bust.

Burn Card:
The first card in a new shoe which the dealer draws out and discards.

Bust:
When the hand exceeds 21

Cut Card:
A colored plastic card which is given to the player by the dealer to cut the decks

Early Surrender:
When the player surrenders or gives up before the dealer checks his/her cards for a blackjack. In this situation, the player only loses 50% of the bet.

Face Cards:
The Jacks, Queens and Kings of the four suits.

Face Down Game:
When the player’s first card is dealt up and the second card is dealt down.

Face Up Game:
When both of the players’ first two cards are dealt up.

Flat Bet: When the player bets the same amount on every hand.

Green Chip:
A $25 chip.

Hard Hand:
A hand in which the Ace card is counted as a one and not as an eleven.

Head On:
When one player plays Blackjack with the dealer at a table.

Hit:
When the player requests another card from the dealer.

Hole Card:
The first card which the dealer draws and places face down.

House:
The Casino.

Insurance:
If the dealer’s second card is an Ace, the player is given the opportunity to make a side bet (take out insurance) that the dealer’s Hole card is a ten, which would be a Blackjack. In this situation, the player would only stand to lose 50% of the original bet if insurance is taken.

Pair:
Two identical face cards or two identical numerical cards.

Pat Hand:
A hand with a total of 17 to 21

Push:
A tie between the dealer and player.

Red Chip:
A $5 chip.

Settlement:
Finalising the monetary outcome (be it a win, loss or push) of a bet.

Shoe:
The shoe shaped device from which the dealer draws out the cards before dealing them.

Shuffle Up:
When the dealer prematurely shuffles the cards in an effort to reduce the player’s card counting ability.

Soft Hand:
A hand in which the Ace card is counted as an eleven and not as a one.

Split Hand:
When the player’s two first cards are identical in value and he/she splits the hand into two and plays them separately.

Stand / Stay:
When the player declines another card from the dealer.

Stiff Hand:
A hand with a small chance of winning.

Surrender:
When the casino allows a player to discontinue play (before the dealer checks for blackjack) after receiving the 1st two cards by losing half of the amount wagered.

Toke:
To tip the dealer.

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